Yellowstone is in Wyoming
If you're in the market for one of these swell t-shirts, I will order them on Wednesday or Thursday, the 1st or 2nd of August. The printer still needs to order shirts, so once I give her the order she'll place her order for blanks and should get them by Tuesday or Wednesday, the 7th or 8th. Yikes.
After many revisions (thanks for the input, everyone!), this shirt is
guaranteedstill not likely to be all things to all people. But it's pretty darn cool and we all should have them to amuse and entertain the locals.
They're 100% Cotton Hanes Beefy-Ts, "Natural" color which is that off-white with little brown flecks of something natural all right. Printed on front in 3 colors (white, sort of bluey and sort of reddish (I'll have to oversee the ink selection a little, I'm sure)).
Price is $16.00 plus shipping. I tried to make shipping $5 flat fee for up to two shirts, then adds a buck or two if you order more. If you plan to pick yours up in person you should be able to opt out of shipping. I guess I'll have to test it out. Anyway, the cost each goes down the more I sell, so if I sell 12 shirts, I'll be subsidizing a little of the cost of each, if 24 sell, it'll be a buck or two over breakeven, and if we sell 418 I make out like a bandit.
So, clickez-vous the moose to make yer order. Note that this will take you to our old "Ratbush.com" Paypal site. We used to sell shirts that said "Bush-->Recession-->War-->Clinton-->Bush-->Recession-->War-->Clinton?" And that was, like, 4 years ago. We still have some tho so if you want one of those also or instead, be sure to mention it. Tasteful black with Neon green OCR type, not too gaudy.
NO Shipping Fees:
Shipping Fees Added: Please be sure to enter your shipping address or email or PM Justine... I don't want to spend an hour trying to figure out how to make it force you to give your address. Isn't there a space for Comments or Additional Instructions, something like that? You could put it there. A note about PayPal: It's hard to test this setup . And the PayPal site is a PITA. I just made two different buttons, one with shipping and one without. If BHD wants to order several shirts, she doesn't have to pay shipping on each one. Work it out but for two, maybe add 1 regular and 1 Will Call. I don't care because at some point in my life I will drink much of her Bombay Sapphire so it all works out. If you just want to use PayPal to email me the correct fundage, that's fine as well. One shirt is $5 shipping, 2 is like $7 and after that who knows? Please use THIS EMAIL firstname.lastname@example.org and it'll go where it needs to go. If you want to send a check that's cool but this PayPal deal is good 'cuz I can't float more'n like 2 shirts. International: (Phin) go to usps.gov and look for "International Priority Mail" or whatever's cheapest and send that via paypal but just go to paypal and enter our email addy instead of using the buttons here.